Elf - [Action/Voice]

[bamfing]

[Having already determined the village is full of people in the wrong shapes, Kurt wasn't all that surprised to find himself in a new body. Sure, the five fully functional fingers was new. And walking without his tail as a counterbalance was just surreal. And how on earth did people walk on their heels. No, really, the fact that really shocked him was that his entire body was monochrome. Sure, maybe his favorite actor had always been in black and white movies, but this was just... a little odd.

Nevertheless, he decides to set out and make good use of his new form. Particularly, of course, by going out and charming women with his oh-so-obviously attractive new (old) features. So if you're a pretty girl (and hopefully not too young), you'll have his attention. Or if you're just someone he knows, he'll want to show off. Later on, while having a drink (non-alcoholic!) at Good Spirit, he'll make a voice message.]

So did anyone else actually turn into something cool during this experiment?

((Replies from monochromehero. Yes, he's now Errol Flynn. 4th wall that as you will.))

Comments

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? And what cool something did you turn into?

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Only one of the greatest film stars of all time.

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

Lucky you. Who is he?

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Errol Flynn, one of the great early screen actors.

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

On what planet?

[oldvienna.livejournal.com]

[ why, that whole individual is black and white. anne stares unabashedly as she passes him near the fountain. ]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, miss. [Up comes this handsome monochrome gentleman.] I could use some directions.

[oldvienna.livejournal.com]

[ she smiles most graciously. today, her wardrobe is at least toned down to the kind of tight-laced victoriana that anne can usually be seen in -- simply with a higher quality fabric. ]

I would be quite pleased to give you whatever help I could.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Oh, perfect. It seems I've become lost in your eyes.

[Oh, well done, Kurt. Masterfully done. He'd pat himself on the bac k if he could.]

[markofthebrave]

[Just this look as you go walking down the street, man.]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[Well, she's technically too young for him. At least like this. BUT NO MATTER. He flashes her a smile.]

Hello there. How's today treating you?

[markofthebrave]

[Better than you right now, buddy.]

Uh... fine. Just... who are you supposed to be? And why are you black and white?

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Call me Flynn. Errol Flynn. [He needs an excuse. Um.] I seem to have misplaced my coloration.

[failuremage.livejournal.com]

[A black Shetland pony considers the answer.]

No, this coat is extremely warm.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

But this is the ideal weather for it, yeah?

[failuremage.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I am grateful.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

... are you a horse?

[justicereigns]

No. It's just damned annoying.

[That's Smoker's growl all right, but if you look closely, it looks like Straw Hat Luffy in handcuffs.]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[Familiar growl for sure, but...]

Well, not everyone gets lucky.

[justicereigns]

Apparently.

Glad you're enjoying it though.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

I feel a little guilty about it now.

[doubleppk]

I'm a wolf!! And I got headphones with an actual iPod!

I mean I guess the battery will run low, but still, pretty freaking sweet, right?

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

That is pretty awesome! Did your iPod come with a charger?

[doubleppk]

Unfortunately, no. But it's still got like 3 days left!!

Hey... are you Robin Hood?

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

You could say that I am, in a way.