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Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler) ([personal profile] bamfing) wrote2011-01-25 06:44 pm

Elf - [Action/Voice]


[Having already determined the village is full of people in the wrong shapes, Kurt wasn't all that surprised to find himself in a new body. Sure, the five fully functional fingers was new. And walking without his tail as a counterbalance was just surreal. And how on earth did people walk on their heels. No, really, the fact that really shocked him was that his entire body was monochrome. Sure, maybe his favorite actor had always been in black and white movies, but this was just... a little odd.

Nevertheless, he decides to set out and make good use of his new form. Particularly, of course, by going out and charming women with his oh-so-obviously attractive new (old) features. So if you're a pretty girl (and hopefully not too young), you'll have his attention. Or if you're just someone he knows, he'll want to show off. Later on, while having a drink (non-alcoholic!) at Good Spirit, he'll make a voice message.]


So did anyone else actually turn into something cool during this experiment?

((Replies from [livejournal.com profile] monochromehero. Yes, he's now Errol Flynn. 4th wall that as you will.))
justicereigns: (Stabby stabby poke)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-01-26 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
No. It's just damned annoying.

[That's Smoker's growl all right, but if you look closely, it looks like Straw Hat Luffy in handcuffs.]

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Familiar growl for sure, but...]

Well, not everyone gets lucky.
justicereigns: (Grumpy)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-01-27 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently.

Glad you're enjoying it though.

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I feel a little guilty about it now.

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I got off a lot easier than others did...
justicereigns: (Teen smoking justice)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-01-28 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So? Just because someone else has it rough doesn't mean you should enjoy yours less.

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I could probably show off a little less, yeah?
justicereigns: (Tch)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-01-28 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch. It's fine. At least someone worthwhile is enjoying it.

Better than the damn pirates.

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
.... so what exactly happened with you?
justicereigns: (Straw-Hat bars)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-01-29 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I look like an idiot.

Specifically my sworn nemesis.

And my handcuffs and jitte keep trying to arrest me. Granted, if they're going to be possessed to arrest someone at the mere sight, I'm glad it's him, but it's kind of a bitch that it's happening while I look like him for no apparent reason other than the Malnosso hate me.

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could wear a mask!
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-01-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure that would help the idiot look.