Elf - [Action/Voice]

[bamfing]

[Having already determined the village is full of people in the wrong shapes, Kurt wasn't all that surprised to find himself in a new body. Sure, the five fully functional fingers was new. And walking without his tail as a counterbalance was just surreal. And how on earth did people walk on their heels. No, really, the fact that really shocked him was that his entire body was monochrome. Sure, maybe his favorite actor had always been in black and white movies, but this was just... a little odd.

Nevertheless, he decides to set out and make good use of his new form. Particularly, of course, by going out and charming women with his oh-so-obviously attractive new (old) features. So if you're a pretty girl (and hopefully not too young), you'll have his attention. Or if you're just someone he knows, he'll want to show off. Later on, while having a drink (non-alcoholic!) at Good Spirit, he'll make a voice message.]

So did anyone else actually turn into something cool during this experiment?

((Replies from monochromehero. Yes, he's now Errol Flynn. 4th wall that as you will.))

Comments

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? And what cool something did you turn into?

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Only one of the greatest film stars of all time.

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

Lucky you. Who is he?

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Errol Flynn, one of the great early screen actors.

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

On what planet?

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Earth.

[Wait...] They turned you back to normal, Haruki?

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

Don't be an idiot.

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[Well it TALKS like Haruki.]

... still Haruhi inside, huh? Sorry.

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

No.

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

So who are you?

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

W -

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

... ahh, I see. [A beat. Well, he can't exactly flirt with her like this, so...]

It's me, Kurt.

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

Kurt! Oh good, I'm glad.

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[Okay, he can't help it. His voice becomes a little teasing.]

Oh yeah? Why's that?

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

You're... not a stranger?

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

True enough. How long have you been Haruki?

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

Not too long. Two days? Three? I've been getting worse at keeping track.

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

People only started changing yesterday, Winry.

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

What? No, I've -

Maybe a day.

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[A bit concerned now.]

Are you feeling okay, Winry?

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

I've been missing some R.E.M. cycles again, that's all.

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

... you should get some sleep. Whatever's keeping you up, it can't be that important for you to be like this.

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

It's okay, it happens when I have a lot of work.

Can you tell me about this guy you've turned into?

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Winry, you're not getting off that easy. Not even with a change of subject.]

I'm serious! The work can wait, yeah?

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

I know, I know.