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Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler) ([personal profile] bamfing) wrote2011-01-25 06:44 pm

Elf - [Action/Voice]


[Having already determined the village is full of people in the wrong shapes, Kurt wasn't all that surprised to find himself in a new body. Sure, the five fully functional fingers was new. And walking without his tail as a counterbalance was just surreal. And how on earth did people walk on their heels. No, really, the fact that really shocked him was that his entire body was monochrome. Sure, maybe his favorite actor had always been in black and white movies, but this was just... a little odd.

Nevertheless, he decides to set out and make good use of his new form. Particularly, of course, by going out and charming women with his oh-so-obviously attractive new (old) features. So if you're a pretty girl (and hopefully not too young), you'll have his attention. Or if you're just someone he knows, he'll want to show off. Later on, while having a drink (non-alcoholic!) at Good Spirit, he'll make a voice message.]


So did anyone else actually turn into something cool during this experiment?

((Replies from [livejournal.com profile] monochromehero. Yes, he's now Errol Flynn. 4th wall that as you will.))
doubleppk: (headphones)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2011-02-01 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Blank stare. What do you mean that giant monkey isn't real?]

Well, just because there wasn't a giant monkey climbing the Empire State Building doesn't mean there aren't giant monkeys. Godzilla and Mothra are totally fake though. Thank god.

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... is there anything in your world not real>
doubleppk: (coy)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2011-02-04 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
I just said Gozilla and Mothra are fake.

And what do you mean "my world"? That's James Earl Jones right? He's from my world. [Wrong referece... yes.]

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
... what? [You've completely and utterly lost him.]
doubleppk: (watch me walk away)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2011-02-07 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The guy... who played Robin Hood... in that movie. The American one.

We're from the same world.

[identity profile] monochromehero.livejournal.com 2011-02-09 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[A pause.] Kevin Costner?

[He's so confused at this point he forgot that, oops, he's Errol Flynn right now.]
doubleppk: (coy)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2011-02-09 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Who?

No, no. The one who was like Humphrey Bogart, but less Sam Spade.

[And now the real reason Jigen and Lupin make all the pop culture references in the show. Fujiko's are lost on everyone. Even herself.]
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (iwolf)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2011-02-10 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh! Yeah! Right! Him!