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[Kurt has some messages he needs to leave. None of them have to do with that Brigade business, because he's not really apologetic about people not liking his and Mikage's prank. Nor is he eager to fess up being in a girl's body anyway. However he does need to pass on some news about one of his team mates...]

I guess it's pretty obvious by now, but if anyone didn't know, Kitty's back home now. Which isn't fair, because I was totally here before she was! Pretty lame, yeah?

[It's obvious this happened long enough ago that it doesn't bother Kurt now. It doesn't hurt that going home is a GOOD thing and he's just disappointed she got to go home before him. After all, he changes the subject almost immediately. He's doing this mostly because of Anne and partly because Rogue endorsed it in her own way.]

So... does anyone here like acting? Back in Bayville, I was in a drama club, which was pretty cool. Anyone else into that kind of thing?

[Outside of that, Kurt is in his usual haunts. At home playing video games, hanging around on whatever roof he feels like being on, or DEFENDING THE ALAMO in the Battle Dome. Disturb as you will. If you're just doing something interesting out in the open, he may disturb you against your will.]

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Exactly! So, I'll just mark you as signed on, yeah?

You had better.

I'm totally on it. Counting me, you're number six.

Well, see. We already have enough to put on a simple production.

Any ideas yet?

[She laughs.]

Not a one. You?

Well, some things never get old. You can never go wrong with, say, Star Wars.

Let me guess: you're Han Solo.

[You get so many points for not saying Chewie.]

I could totally pull it off.

[Chewbacca was tall and brown. You... are not so much.]

You think so?

[But he IS fuzzie enough for it.]

Oh, totally. I've got the looks, the charm, and the right moves.

Well, of course, but I thought maybe you'd want a crack at Luke. I mean... Jedi.

Ahh, Luke may be Jedi, but who gets the princess? Definitely not Skywalker.

Point! And, honestly, you can't go wrong with a blaster. Or the Falcon.

I've even got the frozen in carbonite look down!

It's settled then. We're freezing you in carbonite.

... but only in the second movie!

Can't wait!

[... Teasing Kurt is one of her joys in life, apparently.]

[Two can play at that game.]

So how would you feel about playing Princess Leia? She had a great outfit in the third movie...

[Oh, you're good.]

... That completely depends on who's playing Jabba.

Maybe I could play both.

[She somehow manages not to make a crack about getting stray blue fur on that third-movie outfit.]

Oh, so one of your superpowers is blowing up like a balloon? [Pause, pause, pause.] I dunno. I think you could pull off Jabba. Maybe even better than Han.

[Oh no you didn't.]

You know, we only have one female character in Star Wars and plenty of other girls who could play her. Maybe you'd be better cast as Yoda.