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[Kurt has some messages he needs to leave. None of them have to do with that Brigade business, because he's not really apologetic about people not liking his and Mikage's prank. Nor is he eager to fess up being in a girl's body anyway. However he does need to pass on some news about one of his team mates...]

I guess it's pretty obvious by now, but if anyone didn't know, Kitty's back home now. Which isn't fair, because I was totally here before she was! Pretty lame, yeah?

[It's obvious this happened long enough ago that it doesn't bother Kurt now. It doesn't hurt that going home is a GOOD thing and he's just disappointed she got to go home before him. After all, he changes the subject almost immediately. He's doing this mostly because of Anne and partly because Rogue endorsed it in her own way.]

So... does anyone here like acting? Back in Bayville, I was in a drama club, which was pretty cool. Anyone else into that kind of thing?

[Outside of that, Kurt is in his usual haunts. At home playing video games, hanging around on whatever roof he feels like being on, or DEFENDING THE ALAMO in the Battle Dome. Disturb as you will. If you're just doing something interesting out in the open, he may disturb you against your will.]

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So what do you say? You in or not?

Dude, I am in like cream filling in a cupcake.

... isn't that more of a donut thing?

No, like those chocolate cupcakes with the curly-cue white frosting on top.

But you said in, not on! That's a pretty crucial difference!

But those are the ones that also have the cream in the middle. Come on, dude.

[A pause as he thinks.]

... dude, ho-hos don't count as cupcakes!

Is that what they're called?

Whatever, I'm still in either way!

Yeah. I'm not sure they count as real food, yeah?

Awesome! Maybe this thing could actually work.

Hey, if I can eat it, it's real to me!

Are a bunch of other people interested too?

Ah! America, the land of plastic food! [But not, Kurt will eat your fake American food too. He actually loves it.]

Yeah, a few people so far. We won't exactly be able to make Spartacus, but we can do small stuff at least.

And I wouldn't have it any other way. [A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE. Picture an American flag rippling in the background and a bald eagle transposed against it.]

Not bad! After people see how awesome we are, more will want to join.

[he can almost imagine it. The image is... well, pretty ridiculous.]

Oh yeah. Especially with a superstar on our side. [even if no one here has heard of you, man.]

Hey, I don't want to be treated any different just because I'm a rock star back home. Just a normal guy, okay? [/totally fails to catch underlying sarcasm]

[he rolls with it.]

So we should just act like you're some guy we've never heard of?

I didn't say that. You've heard of me, at least!

Nope. Not once. Are you guys big in Japan or something?

No no no, I mean you're my pal, so you know who I am. We're not strangers, dude.

Oh, not what I meant, man. I know we're homies.

Darn right we're homies.

And we've totally done a few concerts in Japan. I think there's a branch of the Jonas fan club there too.

Right... of course there is.

[Kurt has never known a celebrity. But he sort of wishes the first one he had met was one he had heard of.]

There totally is! They're all over the place, like...sprinkles on an ice cream cone. Except cuter. ...And you can't eat them.

Cuter, huh? So all of your fans are chicks, yeah?

Like 99.99999- [He'll keep adding nines for a while...] -9999% are ladies. There are a few guys too, I guess.

Aha! So you must be a total babe magnet!

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