bamfing | Achtzehn - [Voice/Action]

[It's a lazy Sunday afternoon and after lying on the couch with the journal flipped on his face for about ten minutes, Kurt really thinks he could use with some conversation time. It's not that his housemates are bad for that, but he knows how pesky he can be. Especially when he doesn't bother to actually... use doors. Or giving people a proper amount of time to react to him being nearby. Curse of his powers, really. He can't help it! So, he starts out with something simple before decided to handle more... business-y things.]

So... anyone any good at Soccer?

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So, weird question, but has anyone ever met people they knew... or kind of knew of from their own world, but that world was totally different. And not even just different possibilities, but stuff that is just way too whack, like people not even being born the right year?

[He feels bad leaving the other X-Men out of that filter, but he doesn't want them to feel unwelcome due to their crazy worlds. Of course, Kurt isn't too great at making filters, so that one isn't all that well made. Neither is the next one, incidentally.]

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Mikage, Chief... I need a little help with a revenge prank. Think you can help?

[Beyond that, Kurt can be found at the house, hanging out anywhere around the village (including the Battle Dome), and so on. He's a blue demon monkey thing who likes to teleport in and out of places, crouch on top of roofs, or hang out upside down.]

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In that case, it sounds like time travel might be involved somehow. I'm not really a scientist, but maybe something happened to alter the events of time somewhere in your world? [Perhaps some sort of retroactive continuity, for example.]

Alternatively, someone's just lying.

Dude, I may not have known this Jubilee long, but she wouldn't lie about something like this.

[And since she's a fellow X-Man, he doesn't appreciate the implication.]

[Yeah, he got the impression from rogue that you guys don't expect to be betrayed from within. It's probably going to kick them in the ass sooner or later.]

That doesn't mean she hasn't been lied to.

Convincing someone you were born and raised in the eighties would be pretty hard to pull off, dude.

Then Maybe you're right and it is a different universe thing.

[Yeah, Robin doesn't buy that. And, ultra-naive or not, right now Kurt's the closest thing he's got to having a bro here, via Beast Boy pre-approval. He needs someone looking out for him, so Robin's just going to have to look into ~~stalking~~ this Jubilee person.]

What else is different about your worlds?

[That's so very, very sad.]

Well, in her world, I never joined the X-Men. Which is totally whack, since I've got seniority over her.

[IS NOT. Friends are stupid.]

Think about it another way. If you hadn't joined, what would you be doing with yourself?

According to her? I'd be a monk. [He doesn't sound like he believes it.]

I mean according to you.

Well... I'd still be in Winzeldorf, I guess. [Hiding. Watching. No friends, just his foster parents. A sad, lonely life, like the one he had led until he joined the X-Men.]

Not really doing anything.

You can't just want nothing out of life. [Because if he did, it would be in the running for Most Tragic Backstory Robin's Ever Heard.] It could be she's just from a dimension where you didn't get to have the same chances you did.

And born twenty years earlier... maybe. I don't think I'd be a very good monk. I mean, I don't exactly have the look for one.

They've got hoods for that kind of thing.

Yeah, I know. Not exactly my favorite way of blending in...

Then it's probably for the best that you don't have to live like that.

No arguments there, man. [He never said he wanted to.]

So tell me more about this Jubilee person. What's she like? [AND NO HE IS NOT TAKING NOTES.]

Well she's... Chinese-American. She keeps her hair short now and wears these totally lame sunglasses. She usually goes around skateboarding and wearing this big yellow coat.

[She has no style, man! It's awful!]

[You got a problem with flowing yellow garments, bro?]

Sounds terrible. She's staying at the house with you, then?

It's not Kurt. Just good taste.]

Yeah, of course. She may be from a different world, but she's still one of us.

[Good taste does nothing to strike fear into the suspicious and cowardly criminal type.]

How many students do you have at that school of yours? [And how the hell do you plan on squeezing them all into one of those tiny Luceti houses if any others show up?]

Well... there's about a dozen of us now.

[And if more show up, they'll start doubling up in rooms. Or expand. Mutants make great construction workers.]

[Luceti could probably use a Home Depot, come to think of it.]

A dozen? Why not spread out? There's more than enough space.

We live in the mansion back home, man. There's plenty of room there.

But here, there's only the six of us. [That's including Anne who just lives with them.]

It's the opposite problem with mansions. There's too much room then.

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