Elf - [Action/Voice]

[bamfing]

[Having already determined the village is full of people in the wrong shapes, Kurt wasn't all that surprised to find himself in a new body. Sure, the five fully functional fingers was new. And walking without his tail as a counterbalance was just surreal. And how on earth did people walk on their heels. No, really, the fact that really shocked him was that his entire body was monochrome. Sure, maybe his favorite actor had always been in black and white movies, but this was just... a little odd.

Nevertheless, he decides to set out and make good use of his new form. Particularly, of course, by going out and charming women with his oh-so-obviously attractive new (old) features. So if you're a pretty girl (and hopefully not too young), you'll have his attention. Or if you're just someone he knows, he'll want to show off. Later on, while having a drink (non-alcoholic!) at Good Spirit, he'll make a voice message.]

So did anyone else actually turn into something cool during this experiment?

((Replies from monochromehero. Yes, he's now Errol Flynn. 4th wall that as you will.))

Comments

[doubleppk]

What? No. They were both real. Jeez, where have you been?

It's like Julius Caesar. Just because there's lots of ficitional stuff about him doesn't make him not real.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

... well yeah. But by that logic, that would make King Kong real too!

[doubleppk]

[Blank stare. What do you mean that giant monkey isn't real?]

Well, just because there wasn't a giant monkey climbing the Empire State Building doesn't mean there aren't giant monkeys. Godzilla and Mothra are totally fake though. Thank god.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

... is there anything in your world not real>

[doubleppk]

I just said Gozilla and Mothra are fake.

And what do you mean "my world"? That's James Earl Jones right? He's from my world. [Wrong referece... yes.]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

... what? [You've completely and utterly lost him.]

[doubleppk]

The guy... who played Robin Hood... in that movie. The American one.

We're from the same world.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[A pause.] Kevin Costner?

[He's so confused at this point he forgot that, oops, he's Errol Flynn right now.]

[doubleppk]

Who?

No, no. The one who was like Humphrey Bogart, but less Sam Spade.

[And now the real reason Jigen and Lupin make all the pop culture references in the show. Fujiko's are lost on everyone. Even herself.]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[...]

Errol Flynn?

[doubleppk]

Oh. Oh! Yeah! Right! Him!