Elf - [Action/Voice]

[bamfing]

[Having already determined the village is full of people in the wrong shapes, Kurt wasn't all that surprised to find himself in a new body. Sure, the five fully functional fingers was new. And walking without his tail as a counterbalance was just surreal. And how on earth did people walk on their heels. No, really, the fact that really shocked him was that his entire body was monochrome. Sure, maybe his favorite actor had always been in black and white movies, but this was just... a little odd.

Nevertheless, he decides to set out and make good use of his new form. Particularly, of course, by going out and charming women with his oh-so-obviously attractive new (old) features. So if you're a pretty girl (and hopefully not too young), you'll have his attention. Or if you're just someone he knows, he'll want to show off. Later on, while having a drink (non-alcoholic!) at Good Spirit, he'll make a voice message.]

So did anyone else actually turn into something cool during this experiment?

((Replies from monochromehero. Yes, he's now Errol Flynn. 4th wall that as you will.))

Comments

[oldvienna.livejournal.com]

I am afraid that I've only just arrived. [ she doesn't see it as a lie. how can it be a lie when you're just imagining? ]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

It's all new to me too.

[What. A. Dilemma. Two attractive people, lost in a place like this? What are they do do.]

[oldvienna.livejournal.com]

All the more fitting that we should navigate it together, Mister Flynn.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

You could say that. Can I start with your name?

[He can't just let her escape!]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Agreed. How does a drink sound to you?

[oldvienna.livejournal.com]

[ important ladies did drink -- but only a little. therefore, she nods. ]

Only if they have the finest currant wine, of course.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[But... he just wanted tea.

But Errol Flynn would never go with a pretty girl to drink tea. And this new body IS old enough.]

I won't have a sip unless it's the best.

[failuremage.livejournal.com]

[A black Shetland pony considers the answer.]

No, this coat is extremely warm.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

But this is the ideal weather for it, yeah?

[oldvienna.livejournal.com]

Then you are a true gentleman. [ she gathers her skirt in one hand -- to lift the hem off the snow. ] Shall we?

[markofthebrave]

I'm Katara.

[And you're old and somewhat creepy and she doesn't really want to spend more time here than she has to.]

How long have you been in Luceti? Has anyone showed you the guide yet?

[...she will have to do something very nice for Raine later, as a thank-you for the guide's existence.]

[justicereigns]

No. It's just damned annoying.

[That's Smoker's growl all right, but if you look closely, it looks like Straw Hat Luffy in handcuffs.]

[doubleppk]

I'm a wolf!! And I got headphones with an actual iPod!

I mean I guess the battery will run low, but still, pretty freaking sweet, right?

[Voice]

[stupidsuzumiya.livejournal.com]

Lucky you. Who is he?

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

I've seen it. [Sorry, you're not getting off this easy.] I've been in Luceti... awhile now.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

That is pretty awesome! Did your iPod come with a charger?

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

[Familiar growl for sure, but...]

Well, not everyone gets lucky.

[justicereigns]

Apparently.

Glad you're enjoying it though.

[failuremage.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I am grateful.

[markofthebrave]

[...sure you have.]

Okay, good! Then you won't need me to show you around.

[Has s he mentioned 'black and white and creepy?'

She'll just be going now.]

[Voice]

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Errol Flynn, one of the great early screen actors.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

... are you a horse?

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

I feel a little guilty about it now.

[monochromehero.livejournal.com]

Let's. [He offers an arm for her to hook around, so he can escort her there in style.]

[oldvienna.livejournal.com]

[ and she graciously takes this arm, settling into a patient pace with him. not the kind of rushed distraction that had characterized their trip to the library. ]