Zehn - [Voice]

[bamfing]

[Well, Kurt is at home with nothing to do. He's finished his homework, goofed off in the Battle Dome, and isn't quite up to crashing in on his friends and seeing what they're up to. Apparently that's annoying. So he has only one alternative - watch movies he's already seen several times or be entertained by Luceti's populace. Which means getting a discussion going. Something simple and mindless to talk about.]

Okay, so everyone. You're on a boat and it shipwrecks on a deserted island. You can only take one thing with you from home. What is it?

... ohh, right, and if you have any kind of superpowers that would get you off the island, those don't count. Or for making new stuff and- actually, yeah, no superpowers at all. Just stuff you bring!

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[bamfing]

Sorry, Yuzu. Like I told the other guy, this island is before cell phones. So I don't think you'll get a signal.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

Then... I'd bring Kou, and make him bring Atsuro, and make them both build us a raft.

[bamfing]

... I think that's kind of abusing the rules. Who's Atsuro?

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

[but 2/3 of a trio is just sad.]

A friend. He got sent home.

[bamfing]

Oh... sorry.

... well, anyway, the point isn't about getting off the island.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

...Well, I'd still want those two, even if we couldn't leave.

[bamfing]

Yeah... having good friends with you would make things easier.

[A beat.]

Unless there's not enough food and you guys have to eat each other.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't joke about that. [it's creepy man ;;]

...So what would you pick?

[bamfing]

[It could still happen!]

I think I'd bring a window.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

...Why?

[bamfing]

So if I get hot, I can just open it up and enjoy the breeze.

[No, no wait. It was supposed to be a car door. Crap.]

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

I don't get the joke.

[bamfing]

... ahh, yeah. I was supposed to say car door. And then you'd roll down the window if you got hot.

And I think it's supposed to be for the desert, not a deserted island.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

[oh Kurt. But you're still amusing her... maybe not quite in the way you hoped though.] When you don't have any good jokes you should at least try telling them at the right time.

[bamfing]

Hey, hey. I have a lot of good jokes! I just messed up on that one, that's all.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Then try me.

[bamfing]

[... well, crap. Um.]

Okay, okay. So a skeleton walks into a bar. The barkeep asks him, "Why do you look so lonely?" So the skeleton answers, "Because I've got nobody."

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

[...

Seriously, Kurt. Seriously.]

[bamfing]

... okay, okay. I'm not so great with jokes. I'm better with comebacks.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

...Well, that's fine. Everyone has talents.

[bamfing]

[YOUR FACE HAS TALENTS

oh wait.]

Yeah. I bet no one else in the Brigade knows how to pilot a jet.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

[You bet it does - wait.] You can pilot a jet?

[bamfing]

Totally! In fact, I got to do that before I even got my driver's license... [Is that weird?]