Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler) ([personal profile] bamfing) wrote2011-01-16 03:05 pm
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Zehn - [Voice]

[Well, Kurt is at home with nothing to do. He's finished his homework, goofed off in the Battle Dome, and isn't quite up to crashing in on his friends and seeing what they're up to. Apparently that's annoying. So he has only one alternative - watch movies he's already seen several times or be entertained by Luceti's populace. Which means getting a discussion going. Something simple and mindless to talk about.]

Okay, so everyone. You're on a boat and it shipwrecks on a deserted island. You can only take one thing with you from home. What is it?

... ohh, right, and if you have any kind of superpowers that would get you off the island, those don't count. Or for making new stuff and- actually, yeah, no superpowers at all. Just stuff you bring!
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[identity profile] pinkribbons.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, I'd still want those two, even if we couldn't leave.

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-17 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... having good friends with you would make things easier.

[A beat.]

Unless there's not enough food and you guys have to eat each other.

[identity profile] pinkribbons.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't joke about that. [it's creepy man ;;]

...So what would you pick?

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-17 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[It could still happen!]

I think I'd bring a window.

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-18 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
So if I get hot, I can just open it up and enjoy the breeze.

[No, no wait. It was supposed to be a car door. Crap.]

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-18 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
... ahh, yeah. I was supposed to say car door. And then you'd roll down the window if you got hot.

And I think it's supposed to be for the desert, not a deserted island.

[identity profile] pinkribbons.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[oh Kurt. But you're still amusing her... maybe not quite in the way you hoped though.] When you don't have any good jokes you should at least try telling them at the right time.

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey. I have a lot of good jokes! I just messed up on that one, that's all.

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-18 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[... well, crap. Um.]

Okay, okay. So a skeleton walks into a bar. The barkeep asks him, "Why do you look so lonely?" So the skeleton answers, "Because I've got nobody."

[identity profile] pinkribbons.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

Seriously, Kurt. Seriously.]

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-18 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... okay, okay. I'm not so great with jokes. I'm better with comebacks.

[identity profile] pinkribbons.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, that's fine. Everyone has talents.

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-18 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOUR FACE HAS TALENTS

oh wait.]

Yeah. I bet no one else in the Brigade knows how to pilot a jet.

[identity profile] pinkribbons.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[You bet it does - wait.] You can pilot a jet?

[personal profile] bamfing 2011-01-18 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally! In fact, I got to do that before I even got my driver's license... [Is that weird?]
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