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[bamfing]

[Kurt is hanging out at the Battle Dome today. One nice thing about not having Wolverine around is that the programs he gets to pick aren't too hard and he gets to pick his own pace. But practice is still important, right? Besides, he gets to practice using the handy saber he picked up at the weapon shop. Sure, maybe it isn't practical to his typical training in subduing enemies with guns or mutant powers, but it's way more fun. But then, he'll probably never legitimately be fighting pirates on the high seas in epic sword duels. It's his guilty pleasure, okay? He likes to see imagine himself as a handsome, swashbuckling hero.

In between sessions, he decides to take a break, eat something from the vending machine and chat with people.]

People use the battle dome here a lot, right? Anyone have any favorite scenarios they like to fight in?

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[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't want to put them through all that trouble just for him...but it's the most welcomed he's felt since he's gotten here.]

Um...thanks. It's way cool of you guys to help me out like this.

[bamfing]

[Yeah, asking would be way easier.]

Don't worry man, it's cool, yeah? But hey, are you hungry? I could go for a big juicy hamburger right now.

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

[Kitty just pulls a face.]

Over my dead vegetarian body!

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[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

Riiight - I kind of forgot to mention, but I'm a...

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, wait, what. Turning to Kitty.]

You - you're a vegetarian?!

[bamfing]

[... you have got to be kidding. Kurt just facepalms.]

Oh brother...

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

Yeah. [Then it clicks. Her expression instantly brightens.] Wait, you are too?

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

You got it! [Shut up Kurt vegetarians are awesome.] This hero prefers his food one-hundred percent animal free!

[bamfing]

Yeah, that's great. You two can be in salad heaven together.

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

[Is that were vegetables go after they die?]

What's the matter, Kurt? Feeling a little guilty?

[Because obviously he's just jealous.]

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

Yeah, dude, it's okay - not everyone understands what it's like to end up on someone's dinner plate!

[bamfing]

Guilty? Me? No way. [And how can anyone understand that? Usually by the time you reach the dinner plate, you're already cooked.]

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

[She walks up and puts a hand on his shoulder, leaning on him teasingly. That grumpy look is just too priceless.]

Oh, please. Don't tell me you've never thought of all those innocent cows.

>> U-use your imagination.

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

[Beast Boy grins, and in his spot several seconds and one whoosh sound later is a bull. It blinks innocently at the two, utilizing its new ability to speak in this form.]

Why would you want to eat little old me?

[bamfing]

[... oh yeah, he had described doing that. He should act more surprised, but his mother was able to do that too.]

Because you're very tasty. [No guilt at all.] Wait while I grab some ketchup.

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

[Kitty, on the other hand, was totally not expecting that, and it startles her into clinging to Kurt for a brief moment.

...There's a green cow in their living room.

But she gets over herself in under a second, and opts to swat at Kurt's shoulder instead.]

Kurt! That is so rude!

[She didn't realize BB had a...personal interest.]

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

You could at least pretend to look guilty, you know. [Turning back into a human now because ew. He's used to a similar reaction from Cyborg, though, so he's not actually all that bothered.]

[bamfing]

Ow, hey! I'm just kidding! [Not that he plans to change his dietary habits or anything, but...]

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. You're totally going to eat a hamburger anyways, won't you?

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

Dude, you ever tried a tofu burger?

[bamfing]

[You're making him regret this, Beast Boy.]

... maybe I'll just have a chicken sandwich.

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

Hey, Gar, you know who has some awesome veggie burgers? That Seventh Heaven place. We should totally go together.

[She grins.]

Maybe Kurt can come too.

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

[It takes time to love him! ...Or tune him out, either one.]

Sounds great![To Kurt:] Come on, what do you say?

[bamfing]

[Totally regretting it now.]

Just as long as I get to order my own food.

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

[She latches onto Kurt's arm and starts leading him out the door.] Okay, we're not that cruel. You know we're just teasing.