bamfing | Achtzehn - [Voice/Action]

[It's a lazy Sunday afternoon and after lying on the couch with the journal flipped on his face for about ten minutes, Kurt really thinks he could use with some conversation time. It's not that his housemates are bad for that, but he knows how pesky he can be. Especially when he doesn't bother to actually... use doors. Or giving people a proper amount of time to react to him being nearby. Curse of his powers, really. He can't help it! So, he starts out with something simple before decided to handle more... business-y things.]

So... anyone any good at Soccer?

[55% Filtered from Marvel Castmates (sans Rogue and Storm)]

So, weird question, but has anyone ever met people they knew... or kind of knew of from their own world, but that world was totally different. And not even just different possibilities, but stuff that is just way too whack, like people not even being born the right year?

[He feels bad leaving the other X-Men out of that filter, but he doesn't want them to feel unwelcome due to their crazy worlds. Of course, Kurt isn't too great at making filters, so that one isn't all that well made. Neither is the next one, incidentally.]

[50% Filtered to Haruhi and Mikage]

Mikage, Chief... I need a little help with a revenge prank. Think you can help?

[Beyond that, Kurt can be found at the house, hanging out anywhere around the village (including the Battle Dome), and so on. He's a blue demon monkey thing who likes to teleport in and out of places, crouch on top of roofs, or hang out upside down.]

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Lay it on me, Kurt.

You know Jack Sparrow? He's the guy who stole my watch over six months ago. I think he's due for some payback, yeah?

Maybe? Do you got something in mind for it?

Still working on that. I mean, I could get him easy if I abused my powers... but if I want it to really matter, I've gotta play on his level.

Okay, I can get behind that. So what, Mikage and I are helping with the planning?

That's the idea. I don't want to just pull off some regular prank, yeah? It's got to be big. And people should see it.

Are your powers no-go entirely?

Maybe not completely, but only for like... setting it up, yeah?

[She takes this moment to flip into listening to what exists of his and Mikage's chat. She nods to herself, and after a pause long enough for her to have considered that, she pipes up]

If the goal's to out him as a thug, we might start with going a candid camera route.

Not bad. But he'd have to be doing something pretty stupid so we could watch it.

We set up a victim he can't resist robbing. Bait's a good start.

Ahh, I like it! But... what kind of victim would that be? It's not like we have money or anything.

Something that looks valuable, or practical... [A beat] Actually, you said he took your watch, right? So unless he saw you using it, it was probably kleptomania, right?

So, we just have to find something he'd want. Nice and pretty.

[A beat.]

Or we steal his boat. That's Mikage's idea.

Or both. Ransom the boat using blackmail from the video to prevent retaliation.

Maybe, though I can't teleport something that big...

[And he wonders if it's too much. Hmm.]

[...] That's probably overkill anyway. Pick one idea and go with it I guess - but it's a pirate, right? They take pride in their boats.

I guess I have to figure out some ideas, then...

[He can't leave all the thinking to Mikage and Haruhi, after all. And this is his score to settle. He can handle Jack Sparrow easily, but those two would probably not have as much left. Best not to overly involve them.]

Well, when you do, I'm behind you. Let's see you leading skills.

Leading skills, huh? [He hadn't really thought he was leading anything here. Is this like... a prankster's guild now?]

Yeah, leading skills. I'll be counting on you then.

You've got it, I guess I'll just have to be extra cool on this one!

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