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[Kurt has some messages he needs to leave. None of them have to do with that Brigade business, because he's not really apologetic about people not liking his and Mikage's prank. Nor is he eager to fess up being in a girl's body anyway. However he does need to pass on some news about one of his team mates...]

I guess it's pretty obvious by now, but if anyone didn't know, Kitty's back home now. Which isn't fair, because I was totally here before she was! Pretty lame, yeah?

[It's obvious this happened long enough ago that it doesn't bother Kurt now. It doesn't hurt that going home is a GOOD thing and he's just disappointed she got to go home before him. After all, he changes the subject almost immediately. He's doing this mostly because of Anne and partly because Rogue endorsed it in her own way.]

So... does anyone here like acting? Back in Bayville, I was in a drama club, which was pretty cool. Anyone else into that kind of thing?

[Outside of that, Kurt is in his usual haunts. At home playing video games, hanging around on whatever roof he feels like being on, or DEFENDING THE ALAMO in the Battle Dome. Disturb as you will. If you're just doing something interesting out in the open, he may disturb you against your will.]

Comments

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

There totally is! They're all over the place, like...sprinkles on an ice cream cone. Except cuter. ...And you can't eat them.

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[bamfing]

Cuter, huh? So all of your fans are chicks, yeah?

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

Like 99.99999- [He'll keep adding nines for a while...] -9999% are ladies. There are a few guys too, I guess.

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[bamfing]

Aha! So you must be a total babe magnet!

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

The girls do get pretty crazy. And can you blame them? [Miming combing his hair all suave like, complete with the "hey ladies, what's shaking?" dual-pistol point. Yeah, he's cool like that.]

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[bamfing]

[And possibly a dork, but...]

So you've got total wingman potential then, yeah?

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

Well I do have these wings- [hooking a thumb over his shoulder to point out the obvious] -but so does everyone else around here.

And...weren't we talking about girls?

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[bamfing]

No man, that's funny, but not what I meant! Wingman! Like, we go pick up girls and you're like, "Yeah that Kurt is a cool guy. You should totally go out with him."

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, I gotcha, I gotcha. [A steady nod - HE'S FEELIN' YOU, MAN.] I definitely don't mind helping out a buddy!

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[Their minds are BECOMING ONE.]

And I can help you out, too! Chicks dig the fuzzy elf.

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

[Super Bros UNITE! Form of...CHICK MAGNET!]

Yeah, you kinda have that whole comic book, super hero thing going on. Like you were bitten by a radioactive wombat or something and it gave you cool powers.

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Dude.

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[bamfing]

That is the lamest superhero origin ever!

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

Hey, have you ever seen a wombat?

No, because they're total ninjas!

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So should I change my code name to Wombatman?

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

No, even better, The Blue Wombat.

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[bamfing]

I like what I already have... Nightcrawler.

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

I guess wombats are kinda low to the ground, and--

Woah woah woah, wait! You already have one?

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[bamfing]

Of course, man! Code names are important when you need to keep your secret identity, well... secret.

But there's not much point here, yeah?

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

[.......]

I just thought that's how people from...whatever-world-you're-from look like! You mean you're actually a super hero? Like, for real real?!

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Oh no way, man. Definitely not a superhero. I've never stopped any bank robberies, that's for sure.

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

Come on, everyone knows that only superheroes use code names and have secret identities.

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[bamfing]

Trust me, man. There's nothing I do that's super. We're mutants. People wouldn't want as heroes anyway.

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[thederpyone.livejournal.com]

Ouch, don't be so hard on yourself, dude! I mean if you think about it, aren't all superheroes kinda mutants? Normal people don't have cool powers like that. [in what is very obviously a "duuuuh" voice.]

And who in the name of grilled cheese sandwiches doesn't want someone with sweet powers saving them?

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[bamfing]

It doesn't exactly work that way in real life.