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[bamfing]

[Kurt is hanging out at the Battle Dome today. One nice thing about not having Wolverine around is that the programs he gets to pick aren't too hard and he gets to pick his own pace. But practice is still important, right? Besides, he gets to practice using the handy saber he picked up at the weapon shop. Sure, maybe it isn't practical to his typical training in subduing enemies with guns or mutant powers, but it's way more fun. But then, he'll probably never legitimately be fighting pirates on the high seas in epic sword duels. It's his guilty pleasure, okay? He likes to see imagine himself as a handsome, swashbuckling hero.

In between sessions, he decides to take a break, eat something from the vending machine and chat with people.]

People use the battle dome here a lot, right? Anyone have any favorite scenarios they like to fight in?

Comments

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

Like, Batman and Robin?

[Not as enthusiastic as Kurt, but still pretty surprised.]

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, hold up. He knows that Robin's name is on a need-to-know basis, and he's not so sure who these guys are anymore and why they need to know.]

You've heard of them, huh?

[bamfing]

Not just heard of. Me and Kitty? We've met Batman. [If they hadn't already left, he'd show BB his AUTHENTIC batarang.]

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's totally here.

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

You met - [No, stay focused. There's a bigger problem here; either they're from the same world after all, or someone's been spying on Batman's personal life. Probably both.]

So I take it you're pretty close with the Bat Family then?

[bamfing]

Well... no, not really. [Just that one time, really.]

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

We only saw Batman that one time for like, a second.

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

Then how do you know Robin's name? [A beat.] Er, not that I'm saying that is his name - I mean, how do you know...what you think is Robin's name?

[...Damn.]

[bamfing]

[... aha... yeah.]

In our world, there's comic books about Batman and Robin.

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

...I didn't know his name.

[SHE IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT IN THIS.]

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

Comic books? As in "every little dirty secret" comic books? About them? [...dude, where can he get those.]

[bamfing]

Well I don't know about dirty secrets, but... yeah.

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

...Huh. [He's not sure what to make of that.]

[...]

Look. I have no idea how this comic book thing is supposed to work, but be careful that name, okay? It's a big deal to him. [Everything else he'll sit on. Kurt and Kitty genuinely seem like good people, and...hell. He's seen weirder.]

[bamfing]

Uh, sure. No worries, man. It's our secret. [... and a good number of other people in Luceti. Superhero identities are the worst kept secret around here.]

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I mean, we go by codenames sometimes too. It's totally cool.

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

Just make sure that if Robin ever gets thrown here and figures it out, you didn't hear it from me. [What he doesn't know won't hurt him...unless Robin finds out. Then he'll probably hurt him.]

[bamfing]

Yeah, you've got it, man. [Well, he's already told Wonder Woman about the comic book thing and she took it well enough. And he knows he's fictional in other worlds, so...]

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

But if he like, accidentally found out about it, what do you think would happen?

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

[Shudder.] I don't even want to think about it.

[bamfing]

So why think about it? Let's go eat, guys. Come on! [He'll set a hand on both of their shoulders. Teleport, yes?]

[phasingly.livejournal.com]

[She smiles at Beast Boy. Hope you don't get 'porting sickness, little guy.]

[tofu-furget.livejournal.com]

Huh? [Unsuspecting Beast Boy is unsuspecting.]

[bamfing]

[Too late. All three of us?

BAMF.]