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[With his first week of school in Luceti over, Kurt has taken advantage of the day off to make something a little special. A pizza, in fact. It's for a special little friend he made, so given how ridiculous this is, he's done his best to make the pizza when Kitty wasn't at home to call him out for it. Once it's done, he'll be appearing (quite literally) at building 4, teleporting to the sixth floor to knock on the door of Maes Hughes. Hopefully your daughter warned you that she ordered a pizza for lunch.

After putting up with Brigade shenanigans and generally hanging around the plaza area, he'll even make a voice post. Crazy, innit? This is mostly in response to seeing a certain person claiming to be a demon. Something that... struck him rather odd.]

When you think of a demon, what exactly do they look like in your mind? And [a hesitant pause here] what would you do if you saw one like that?

[LATER after being bombarded with how cool demons are, Kurt says something over the journals that will elicit less freaky responses:]

School wasn't so bad here. I can't believe we actually get homework though. What happens if we fail?

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Yeah, so I've heard. Some are apparently not even remotely evil. [He doesn't sound convinced.]

And--well? That depends on your definition of evil. It's all one big circle of dependence.

Evil isn't hard to define. What do you mean be dependence?

Well, it depends on the demon. And it depends on your definition of evil. And it depends on whether you even bother believing in demons because a lot of people don't.

Those... aren't very good answers. [And he remembers that you're the weird bar lady. He's not sure you're the right person to ask, given how CRAZY AS HELL you are.]

I've seen demons with horns, demons with three eyes, demons with ten eyes. Demons with extra limbs. Demons with green skin. Demons with slime and demons who look like big old nasty lizard snake things that want to bite your head off. I've met demons who gamble with kittens and others who just like to run around raising as much Hell as possible. [Pause.] But I've also seen ones look just like humans, act just like humans, feel just like humans. The difference is usually in the soul.

Demons don't have them, you see. [Oh God did Buffy just make herself out to be even more insane?]] Are those answers any better?

... well, it definitely answered something. [Like why you're so weird.]

Why are you asking about demons, anyway?

[Coyly:] I thought it might explain your co-worker.

[She practically chokes.]

Heart? Oh, God--no. Heart is definitely not a demon.

Well, I suppose you're the expert, right?

Please. Me? I'm not an expert in anything above how to find a sweet sale on cute shoes. I just...know Heart, that's all. And I've got some passing experience with the usual signs of demonism.

[Cute shoes, huh. Not buying it.]

"Passing" experience, right. That didn't sound like passing to me.

Passing, yep. Because after a few choice hits they tended to just...pass out. Not a lot of get to know you time involved.

Right. So if you saw a demon right now, what would you do?

Depends on the demon--[but she rushes to clarify]--'cause they're not all bad. Just most.

Yeah... just most. [A pause.] Thanks, I guess.

Are demons not a thing in your world?

They are, but I've never actually seen one.

Or maybe you have, and you just didn't know it.

... I guess that's possible. [He doesn't like that thought. Since it's likely that demon would be him.]

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