I made so many of them. Last week and...and this week. Even yesterday, I made a few. I thought -- I thought I ought best to perfect the recipe before you got back, just in case you did like apple pie. Only now I'm realizing that I've made a grievous error. Perhaps you prefer rhubarb? And perhaps I should have been making rhubarb pies all along.

And I did once learn a wickedly good version of a strawberry rhubarb crumble...[ her tl;dr was threatening to tl some more without interruption. ]