Heck, Kurt, I'm from Caldecott County. If ya didn't see a beat up pick-up truck with some shotguns stacked along the roof, it wasn't a Tuesday. I had gun safety classes an' trips to the shootin' ranges since I was twelve.

[Right after the gloves came on. That, and gymnastics, and self-defense, and mechanics - everything a future terrorist could need in the disguise of giving her something else to do while everyone else was at the beach.]