Vierzehn - [Voice]

[bamfing]

Backdated to mid-day, April 1st

[On the journal, a face suddenly appears!]


Greetings, Luceti! As you're all aware, there's currently an experiment going on! Oh, and what an interesting one it is, isn't it? So many new faces...

...Ahem! Unfortunately, I have an announcement to make. There was a bit of a mix-up with the equipment, and we can't seem to reverse it at all! I'm not sure what happened, but it's all very messy, I really don't know what can be done!

Because of this, I'm afraid that the changes will be permanent! I apologize for any inconvenience!

[Oh wait! Here's another one!]


You forgot to carry the four, didn't you? You've really blown it this time, Cathy. Well I'm not going to fix it for you.

...Oh dear, oh dear me. I've upset you, haven't I? My apologies, Great One! You need not worry yourself with a problem like this- I'll take full responsibility! So please, just carry on with... whatever it is you do down there!

I will carry on. Besides, there's a special about me coming on Malnosso TV tonight...

[And here is where anyone can interject. They'll carry on like this for awhile. Bil/Catherine will be played by notakor and John by nomorebamfs who is still in human form. Both are in costume and face paint for the post (although icons will not reflect this). Responses will come from either "Bil", "John", or both. If you want a specific one, just say so!]

Comments

[Voice]

[fyulong]

Oh, oh! A special about you? I simply cannot miss that! Trying to fix this problem will just have to wait...

[Voice]

[nomorebamfs.livejournal.com]

[A snort.]

Leave it to you to put things off. It's a wonder how you stay in charge.

[Voice]

[fyulong]

G-Great One! Why must you abuse me so! All I want is your- ...your approval!

[Voice/Filtered from Legato/Yuber] Feel free to ignore this, or I don't care who I get if you tag :)

[goldenglasses]

[Don't mind Vash. He's just going to be over here laughing his head off and listening to you two.]

[Voice/Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[nomorebamfs.livejournal.com]

See, Catherine? Look at this octopus-thing. Your fault.

[Voice/Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[fyulong]

.........But it's adorable!

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ guess who remembered he's in the wrong body? ]

C-change me back!

[nomorebamfs.livejournal.com]

[Oh wow, Shuri is still a girl?]

And what about this one? Did you turn this man into a woman for your own amusement?

[fyulong]

Why, how could I resist? After all, every blond should be a beautiful woman!

This post is good and you should feel good.

[consultmybooks]

[...what a day to be without his sight.

So Giles just...sits and listens and baffles.

It sounds like Catherine. It sounds like John. But at the same time, it really doesn't.

But eventually, as he listens to "Catherine" and "John" bicker back and forth, he starts laughing quietly as well. Either someone is screwing with the Malnosso, or the situation just got so bad that the only appropriate response is to laugh.

Either way works for him.]

And here I was afraid Catherine could just shift tails onto people.

/does feel good B)

[nomorebamfs.livejournal.com]

It's best you don't give him ideas.

[consultmybooks]

I don't think he needs my help. And for most of the village, it's a bit late for that.

[coolstempers.livejournal.com]

Can't you at least make me not pink then?

[Yeah, someone's not pleased about the pink part. And yeah, someone totally doesn't understand the idea of an April Fool's prank. And Piers' voice will sound obviously male.]

[nomorebamfs.livejournal.com]

He'd at least look better in a bold shade of red.

[coolstempers.livejournal.com]

It would at least be an improvement.

[asimplereason.livejournal.com]

Permanent?! You can't be serious!

[fyulong]

I'm sorry, so terribly sorry! But I must say, that shade of green on you is charming!

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

No it's not, it's weird! I wasn't born like this, I shouldn't stay this way!

[godbent]

Hey, can you send us a tape of that special?

[nomorebamfs.livejournal.com]

No.

[godbent]

Yeah, and what about you, Catherine?

[markofthebrave]

You've got to be kidding me.

[nomorebamfs.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be a very funny joke.

[Except it totally is.]

[markofthebrave]

Ugh!

[And she slams the journal.]

[hatesghosts.livejournal.com]

[ SILENTLY SCREAMING FOREVER ]