Pirates? Like, Captain Sparrow? Why, that does change things.

[ a thoughtful pause. ] Quite probably my copy of Tennyson's poetry! Or, oh...no, wait -- a painting of the Snow Queen! Then I could look on it and remember the view from my bedroom window. But, then again...there are so many lovely views on an island itself. It almost seems like a waste to miss them all in favour if the tree.

[ with a certain higher degree of finality: ] An empty notebook, so I can record all the inspiring island views.